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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

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stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

The HP cast saying, “Hey, buddy, can I get an order of mozarella sticks, please?” with an American accent.

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TOM COMPLETELY NAILED IT

  #audio    #daaaaaaaaamn tom  
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nicolemarie1416:

distortedcity:

mocoffin:

avatarthelastairbenderthemovie:

d0cpr0fess0r:

I sped up Boulevard of Broken Dreams and it turned into an old-school Sonic the Hedgehog song.

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i think im gonna cry

SHIT

WHAT IS THIS IM FEELING

  #music    #OMFG    #WHAT THE FUCK  

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

iregretthisdecision:

nonymoose:

ardendelspain:

nonymoose:

nonymoose:

Supernatural episode where Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar

Possibly the best thing that I’ve ever gotten in my ask box

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#LEONARDO DON’T DO IT #CROSSROAD DEMON DEALS AREN’T WORTH IT

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The longer he goes without an oscar the better this post gets.

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

shitidroppedthebassagain:

Best part of any show ever

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

samaelsammy:

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Little Sabriel

'Nyom.'

  #ONLY OTP I DON'T CRY OVER 24/7  

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more